LET'S BE SOCIAL

There are a ton of social media sites out there. I'm on pretty much all of them, but I really only use two or three.

I have a thing about not wanting anyone else to have the username trevorhale, so whenever I hear about a new social media site I sign up immediately—even if I don't ever plan on using it. Maybe that's a dick move, but I've got a brand to protect here!

Two that I use on a regular basis are Instagram and Twitter. I like both of these far more than Facebook—mainly because I don't have to deal with bullshit, long-winded political discussions that go nowhere and repeat themselves every few days.

I still log on to Facebook every other day or so, but usually it's to repurpose a joke that I don't think got enough attention on Twitter and to accept friend requests from people that I'm probably never going to talk to in real life.

But anyway. You've got both of these things, right? Let's be Internet friends.

@trevorhale on both Instagram and Twitter.

BRO.

"Listen bro. I started this band for one reason and one reason only. And I want that directly reflected in the band name. So deal with it. We're called Poonhammer."

This is a real band. I looked it up and I listened to them. If you were wondering if rap-rock was still a thing, it very much is. That's probably why 311 still comes to SLC like twice a year. This city probably pays most of their bills.

11/22/63

It's the 49th anniversary of the assassination of JFK.

What I'm getting at, is that I'm thankful for The Misfits.

Ride Johnny, ride.

POOR PLANNING

You'd think they might be a little more careful with the placement of these two posters.

Poor Abe just can't catch a break.

INSTAGRAM

My favorite way to waste time in lines and at stoplights. Isn't that what it's for? Let's do this.

@trevorhale

Even Jon Bon Jovi Jr. needs financial assistance every so often.

I actually think you're an asshole.

Karl Malone

Surveillance Cam Parties.

You're required to Instagram any and all sporting events you attend.